Club members were left contemplating the validity of their own memories this morning when it was discovered that Graeme Reid's past has been rewritten. Indeed, it now seems that Graeme attended Belfast Royal Academy... a fact that contrasts with the popular belief that he was a Ballyclare lad through and through.
Thankfully, Stuart 'Soupy' Campbell is available to keep us right on what has and has not happened to our lives and it was the same man that announced the link on a major sporting website. Asked about the revelation, Graeme said "if Soupy says it is true then it must be, but I can't believe I turned out so well mannered if I did attend B.R.A."
Soupy has been inundated with requests for more revelations since the announcement.
"Did Kenny Skelton ever have hair?"
"Did Stephen Swann ever have working knees?"
"Is Phil Irwin really a devil-worshipper in disguise?"
Any UPDATE on further Soupy revelations can, of course, be found on this website as they happen.