Caption Competition

Name:	faffyman
E-Mail:	you know it already
Date:	2001-06-14 20:58:49
Wrote... To attain total toilet bowl white skin, Michael Jackson requires help to consume large quantities of bleach

Name:	Copnene Fakeeson – Web Police (Copyright Branch) Director
E-Mail:	copnene_DoT_fakeeson_DoT_office_AT_web_DoT_police_DoT_com
Date:	2001-06-10 23:25:53
Wrote... Dear East Antrim Hockey – Our colleagues at the Caption Branch have brought it to our attention that you are illegally displaying a copyright picture of Harrison Ford. I wont unlike my honourable friend Meurd state the legalities as they should be fairly obvious. Please REMOVE this picture at once to avoid legal action from my department also. Many Thanks Copnene Fakeeson – Web Police (Copyright Branch) Director

Name:	Macolinne Mcfurdo - Meurd Picke’ts Secretary
E-Mail:	Meurd_DoT_Picke’t_DoT_office_AT_web_DoT_police_DoT_com
Date:	2001-06-10 22:35:26
Wrote... Dear East Antrim Hockey Club, Due to your failure to comply with the Caption Competition Regulations ACT - 1C of 2001 the Web Police (Caption Branch) has had no choice but to start to serve papers for processing at the World Wide Web Council requesting that a full investigation be carried out. These papers are currently being prepared by Meurd Picke’t - Web Police (Caption Branch) Director.Thanks, Macolinne Mcfurdo - Meurd Picke’ts Secretary

Name:	Web Police (Caption Branch)
E-Mail:	Meurd_DoT_Picke’t_DoT_office_AT_web_DoT_police_DoT_com
Date:	2001-06-08 12:12:31
Wrote... This Caption Competition is under consent monitoring by a dedicated team at the Web Police (Caption Branch) Head Quarters. Our last ‘friendly’ comment and recommendations seem to have gone unnoticed and no action has been taken to either make this competition comply with the Caption Competition Regulations ACT - 1C of 2001, or suspend it until these regulations are upheld. Your webmasters are bound by law to follow these regulations and should have a copy of Caption Competition Regulations ACT - 1C of 2001. If not this Caption Competition should not have been activated. We, The Web Police (Caption Branch) – headed by Meurd Picke’t therefore ORDER you to either comply with the said regulations, or suspend the said Caption Competition. Failure to comply will result in a full investigation being launched. Under the said Act we have the power to removed computer and sporting equipment if the investigation confirms to the World Wide Web Council that the law has been broken. Please be aware that if the Web Police (Caption Branch) can present sufficient evidence to the World Wide Web Council they have the power to present ‘jail sentences’ to the site webmasters. Also understand that as the World Wide Web Council is a ‘global’ organisation, your case my be dealt with within the United States of America where this offence has recently been approved to fall under ‘Death by Lethal Injection’ for the main site webmasters. As we have said before this Caption Competition is under consent monitoring and if no changes are made soon the said action will be taken. Due to copyright laws (which fall under different Web Police Department) we advise you to immediately remove the picture of Harrison Ford to avoid action from them too. Thanks Web Police (Caption Branch). Under view by Meurd Picke’t - Web Police (Caption Branch) Director

Name:	Peter McStea
E-Mail:	petermcstea_AT_hotmail_DoT_com
Date:	2001-06-08 11:18:02
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Name:	Anon
E-Mail:	anon_AT_eastantrim_DoT_co_DoT_uk
Date:	2001-06-07 08:33:39
Wrote... Gary demonstrates parenting skills on an unsuspecting "baby substitute" Michael Jackson...